A weekend conversation with Nixon (and a shameless plea)

Oh my Love!! Nixon and I have had some interesting conversations together, but I do believe this one tops the list! It took place this morning, before my cup of coffee, after a horrible night's sleep (thank you to that asshole known as Insomnia for paying extra special attention to me and a random hot flash that came in the middle of the night).


Nixon is sitting next to me, pulling at his butt really hard, still in his pj's.
me: Nixon, what's wrong?
Nixon: mommy, I thinking my undies are eating my poo!
me: Nixon?!?! Did you poo???!!! *I pull him over to check and see no poo, but he has a severe wedgie*
me: Nixon, you didn't poo but you had a wedgie, you're undies were crawling up into your buttcrack.
Nixon: To eat my poo, Mommy?? Is poo yummy??
me: NO! Poo is not yummy! Unless you're a monkey.
Nixon: hmmm.....poo is gross, mommy. My butt feels better!


and now my shameless plea:
If any of my readers are on facebook please take a minute and like  this photo. It's Nixon and his BFF Miss Macy, in a cutest couple contest for a free photo session. Since not only are we moving back to the states in May but Miss Macy's family is too, their time together is running out, K and I thought a photo shoot together would be an awesome way to make the move easier for them. (I'm hoping to make a photobook for both kids to keep with them...if we win)
Thanks for helping :)