|This is Dora & Boots, and I have issues with them!|
I harshly told Nixon one morning.
"Nixon, you know real monkeys don't wear boots right? And they don't talk and they don't go on adventures with you."
Nixon turned and looked at me, then went back to watching Dora.
"Nixon, if you ever get close to a monkey, it will throw poop at you. And it will not be wearing boots."
Nixon says to me "No mommy, boots in boots!"
"Yes, Nixon, Boots wears boots, but real monkeys throw poo at you."
Mac was sitting in the room listening to the conversation and says to me, "Rea, that's really harsh. True, but harsh, he's not even three yet."
Well, pardon me for not wanting my child to decide to try to befriend a monkey in hopes that he (the monkey) will wear boots and talk only to instead get a face full of poop. Where will Nixon find a monkey to befriend?? I don't quite know, but I'd rather him be armed with reality than find himself with a face full of poop!
And while we're on the subject, what kind of parents have no problem sending their daughter off to scamper off with a bull, a squirrel, a monkey, a TROLL, and whatever the hell other creatures she comes across?? Whatever happened to NOT talking to strangers?? I like that Nixon is learning a little spanish from the show, but the rest of the messages....really not so bueno. Why do I have issues with Dora?? Because I have a headache and I've seen the same goddamned fucking Dora saves the fucking last dance Bring it On dvd release commercial 8 times and never once has Boots thrown a single handful of poop!! So she can dance and speak spanish, but Boots can't throw just one single handful of poop?!?!? What does he do with his stockpile of poop?!?!? Does Swiper just steal it all???? That fucking lazy fox!!